Mondo delle favole, foresta

Un branco di lupi sonnecchia serenamente in mezzo alla foresta. Tra di loro, c'è Graham, i capelli stranamente in versione afro, che si guarda intorno guardingo: sicuro che non ci sia nessuno, si infila degli occhiali da sole. Una base musicale inizia, svegliando i lupi che osservano curiosi Graham. L'ex schiavetto sessuale della ex-EQ si mette in posizione e, seguendo la musica, comincia a cantare.

Graham (orgoglioso) – Questa è per te, EQ!

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me!
Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
oh as long as i know how to love
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive (hey hey)!

Mentre i lupi uggiolano felici e accompagnano Graham con i loro ululati, lui continua a cantare fiero, muovendosi a tempo con la musica.

Graham - Go on now go, walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
oh as long as i know how to love
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
I will survive...!!!

Graham, finita la canzone, si rintana tutto contento e i lupi tornano invece al loro sonnellino. La povera foresta incantata le ha viste davvero tutte... ma l'importante è aver finalmente raggiunto il tanto sospirato lieto fine.
Forse.

Naaaaa, scherzavo, è finita davvero. E bene.
 

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